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| Birhtday Present . | |
| A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note - romantic but not too personal.Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister ...
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| 15:49 | 19/Feb/2008 |
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| If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP ?
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| 15:47 | 19/Feb/2008 |
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| I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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| 15:46 | 19/Feb/2008 |
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| A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station................................................ ..................
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| 14:16 | 18/Feb/2008 |
| SPECIAL DELIVERY. | |
| I believe in the fact that no one as a born master. Every one develops himself by learning from the surrounding. What I can assure is that I am a quick learner and I do have the guts to turn on the key towards success by working hard.
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| 14:05 | 18/Feb/2008 |
| OBJECTIVE ...... | |
| To contribute positively in the development of quality solutions that need Innovative thinking, disciplined work and attention by using cutting-edge Technology and an original thought process. In the process grow as an Individual and contribute to group learning thereby creating a win-win Atmosphere for continuous up gr...
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| 14:00 | 18/Feb/2008 |
| Don't Asks that Question .... | |
| Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?"To this, the mother says, "you shouldn't ask that" and then sends him to his room....
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| 11:20 | 18/Feb/2008 |
| The Oedipus Complex | |
| Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matt...
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| 09:48 | 17/Feb/2008 |
| My Jewish Friend | |
| During one of my many trips to London, I became friends with a very wealthy, yet very modest, Jewish chap named Hyman Goldfarb. On one visit, Hy told me that because of his large donations to charities throughout the years, the queen wanted to knight him, but he was going to turn it down."That's a great honor," I said. "Why would you turn it down...
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| 18:58 | 16/Feb/2008 |
| A Drunk's Poem . | |
| Starkle, starkle, little twink,Who the hell you are I think.I'm not under what they callThe alcofluence of incohol.I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,I'm just a little slort of sheep.Tee martoonis make a guyFool so feelish, don't know why.Rally don't know who's me yetThe drunker I stay the longer I getSo just one more to full my cup,I've all day sober t...
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